The Stachelschweine anniversary program: Ich hab’ noch einen Tesla in Berlin (I still have a Tesla in Berlin)

Experience the Cutting Edge of Berlin Cabaret with “Ich hab’ noch einen Tesla in Berlin”

If you’re seeking a lively night out that combines sharp social commentary with lively music and a touch of black humor, the Stachelschweine’s anniversary program is a fantastic choice. Held at Berlin’s first cabaret theater, Die Stachelschweine, this fast-paced show offers a satirical glimpse into a possible future—set in 2028—that’s both humorous and disturbing in equal measure.

For just $53 per person, you’re getting more than a comedy show; you’re witnessing a piece of Berlin’s vibrant cabaret tradition, infused with topical political critique. We love the timely themes, such as economic woes, political antics, and the city’s resilience, all wrapped in witty performances. The ungekürzte, live nature of the satire makes the experience feel fresh and direct, unlike polished TV shows or scripted plays.

One possible consideration is that the performance is in German, so a basic understanding of the language helps you catch all the nuances. However, if you’re a fan of political humor or social critique, this show is well worth the effort. It’s especially suited for those who appreciate Berlin’s iconic blend of serenity and sarcasm, as well as visitors interested in contemporary cultural expressions.

Whether you’re a first-time visitor or a seasoned Berliner, this cabaret slot offers a unique window into Berlin’s humor, resilience, and unyielding spirit. It’s a perfect mix for those wanting an evening of thought-provoking entertainment in an authentic setting.

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Key Points

• Location: The theater in the basement of the Europacenter, a central spot in Berlin.
• Price: $53 per person, offering good value for a live, topical cabaret performance.
• Language: Performed in German—basic language skills recommended.
• Duration: About 75 minutes of energetic, fast-moving satire.
• Themes: Political satire, social critique, humor about current and future Germany.
• Booking: Flexible reservation options available, with full refunds up to 24 hours in advance.
• Audience: Best suited for those comfortable with German or interested in sharp, topical humor.

A Detailed Look at the Show: “Ich hab’ noch einen Tesla in Berlin”

Setting the Scene: Berlin in 2028

The show transports you into a near future where Berlin, and indeed Germany, face both humorous and troubling dilemmas. The plot revolves around Chancellor Wagenknecht and Vice Chancellor Pistorius, who are under mounting pressure due to a spiraling national debt. The satire takes a playful jab at economic instability, with a cheese sandwich costing 14 euros, and major companies like BASF and Bayer relocating to Asia—a humorous reflection of real-world corporate trends.

It’s a clever way of reflecting current anxieties about globalization, economic sovereignty, and environmental issues, all wrapped in sharp dialogue and music. The idea that Volkswagen and BMW now belong to Tesla is a hilarious exaggeration, rooted in current trends toward electric mobility and corporate mergers.

The Performance: A Blend of Humor and Social Criticism

The core of this performance is fast-paced, packed with music, satire, and black humor. The narrative involves Vice Chancellor Pistorius devising a plan to cover election promises—like pensions at 55, free public transportation, and rent caps at 1989 levels—but things quickly spiral out of control. The plot’s absurdity mirrors the real political tactics, making the satire both amusing and thought-provoking.

The show also features musical arrangements by Luca Fazioli and arrangements by Martin Rosengarten, adding lively, memorable tunes that punctuate the satire. This combination of verbal wit and musical flair keeps the energy high and the audience engaged.

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Audience and Authenticity

Reviews highlight the show’s topicality—”very lively, critical, and topical,” as one reviewer notes, and “scary prospects for 2029,” revealing how humor can serve as social commentary. The performers, Santina Maria Schrader, Mirja Henking, and Sebastian Stert, bring a blend of sharpness and charisma that makes the satire feel immediate and personal.

Some note the connection to Berlin’s past, with one reviewer mentioning “the connection with the time of the Wall,” which underlines the cultural depth of the theater’s tradition of critical, daring comedy.

Practical Details

The theater’s location in the basement of the Europacenter makes it easily accessible for most visitors, especially those staying in the city center. Expect a standard seat selection, but no specific seat choice, so arriving early can help secure a better spot.

Tickets can be reserved online with options to pay later, providing flexibility in planning. The performance lasts about 75 minutes, making it a manageable evening activity—perfect after a day exploring Berlin.

What Travelers Say

Most reviews are glowing, praising the performance’s pace, topical humor, and lively execution. One reviewer called it “a truly excellent performance,” emphasizing its critical, topical, and lively nature. Others appreciated how the show touches on Berlin’s history and resilience, making it more than just a comedy show but a reflection of the city’s spirit.

A few comments mention reservations—”better not to reserve a table,” as some experienced minor inconveniences like “hair in the drinks,” which serve as humorous reminders that this is a lively, authentic Berlin experience.

Why This Experience Offers Great Value

For just over $50, you are getting a performance that combines humor, social critique, and musical entertainment—a genuinely memorable way to spend an evening. The ticket price reflects its quality and topicality, offering a chance to see local talent and experience Berlin’s cabaret tradition firsthand.

Compared to other entertainment options, this show provides a thought-provoking, lively experience that resonates with current events. It’s perfect for those who enjoy comedy with depth, especially if you appreciate German language, or are curious about Berlin’s cultural scene.

Who Would Enjoy This Show?

This cabaret is ideal for adventurous travelers who enjoy political humor and sharp social commentary. It suits those who’re comfortable with German language and appreciate live music and satire. If you love theater that challenges and entertains, you’ll find this show a rewarding experience.

It’s also well-suited for visitors interested in contemporary Berlin, wanting an authentic taste of local humor and a glimpse into the city’s resilient spirit. Students, politically engaged travelers, or anyone curious about Germany’s future will find this a worthwhile, enriching night out.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the show performed in English?
No, the performance is in German. Basic knowledge of German will help you catch the nuances, but the physical humor and energetic delivery mean you might still enjoy it even with limited language skills.

How long does the show last?
The performance runs approximately 75 minutes—perfect for a relaxed evening without it feeling too long or too short.

Can I reserve specific seats?
No, ticket purchases allow you to choose a seat category but not specific seats. Arriving early can improve your chances of getting a better spot.

Is there a dress code?
There’s no official dress code. Casual, comfortable clothing is perfectly fine, but some folks enjoy dressing up a little for the occasion.

What if I need to cancel my reservation?
You can cancel up to 24 hours before the show for a full refund, giving you peace of mind if your plans change.

Do I need to buy tickets in advance?
Yes, it’s highly recommended to reserve your spot online ahead of time, especially during busy periods, to secure your preferred date and seat category.

Is the performance suitable for children or teenagers?
The humor is sharp and topical, aimed more at adult audiences. Younger children might not appreciate the satire or follow the story fully.

Can I buy tickets on the day of the performance?
It’s better to book in advance, but if seats are available, you might be able to buy tickets at the door—though availability can be limited.

Final Thoughts

The Stachelschweine’s “Ich hab’ noch einen Tesla in Berlin” offers a topical, energetic, and humorous look into Berlin’s political landscape. It combines live music, satire, and sharp social critique in a setting that feels both authentic and lively. The ticket price is reasonable considering the quality and insight offered, making it a worthwhile addition to any Berlin itinerary.

This cabaret is best suited for those open to German language performances, politically engaged audiences, or travelers wanting an authentic cultural experience. It’s a perfect way to spend an evening laughing, thinking, and gaining a deeper understanding of Berlin’s resilient, satirical spirit. We’d recommend it to anyone interested in contemporary social issues presented with wit and music—a memorable night that stays with you long after the final curtain.

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