A Playful Peek into Lyon’s Sensual Past
If you’re looking for a unique way to explore Lyon, this “Historical and naughty tour in French” offers an unusual blend of history, humor, and adult content. For just $23 per person, you’ll spend about 1.5 hours wandering through the city’s peninsula, from Place des Terreaux to the Grand Hôtel-Dieu, guided by a professional actor who keeps the storytelling lively and engaging. Led by Cybèle—who wears a badge that boldly identifies her—you get a glimpse into the secret passions and risqué stories that once thrived in Lyon’s streets and courtyards.
What we love most? First, the entertaining anecdotes in French—they’re both funny and kinky, revealing surprising details about Lyon’s past debaucheries and medical advice from centuries ago. Second, the access to hidden courtyards of historic buildings adds a layer of authenticity and charm that many traditional tours miss. However, a possible downside is that the explicit content might not suit everyone, especially those unfamiliar with or uncomfortable around adult themes. Yet, if you’re a curious traveler eager to combine history with a bit of cheeky humor, this tour is a perfect fit—particularly for adults who appreciate a good laugh and a dash of history with spice.
You can check availability for your dates here:Key Points
- Adult-Only Content: Explicit stories and anecdotes, suitable for travelers 18+.
- Entertaining Guide: A professional actor brings past characters vividly to life.
- Unique Access: Visit historic courtyards and learn about Lyon’s sensual side through stories and literary excerpts.
- Affordable and Brief: At $23 for 1.5 hours, it offers good value for those interested in a fun, offbeat experience.
- French-only Tour: Conducted solely in French, ideal for language learners or Francophones.
- Not for Kids: Clearly marked as unsuitable for children and those sensitive to adult themes.
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A Detailed Look at the Naughty Lyon Tour
The Starting Point: The Entrance of the Fine Arts Museum
This tour begins right at the entrance of Lyon’s Fine Arts Museum, where Cybèle awaits with her badge. From here, the journey into Lyon’s passionate past kicks off. As you walk through the historic streets, you’ll notice the beautiful architecture and hidden courtyards that are normally off-limits to casual passersby.
Discovering Lyon’s Debaucheries
The guide, a seasoned actor, shares stories of notorious Lyonnais who engaged in debate, pleasure, and scandal. We loved the way the tales highlighted Lyon’s lively social life during different eras, especially the Renaissance. The anecdotes about medical recommendations in the 16th and 19th centuries on masturbation and sexual positions** add a humorous yet informative layer. As one reviewer put it, “You learn a lot while having a good laugh.”
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One of the highlights is getting access to the private courtyards of historic buildings. These quiet, hidden spaces contrast sharply with the vibrant stories told about them. We found walking through these quiet, atmospheric spaces particularly charming, as they add depth to the tales of passion and pleasure associated with Lyon’s past residents.
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Engaging Anecdotes and Literary Excerpts
Throughout the tour, you’ll hear excerpts from erotic literature of different periods, adding a literary dimension to the storytelling. The guide shares curious details about pleasure carts and even introduces you to a “merchant” with a collection of historic toys. As one person said, “A very enjoyable theatrical tour,” and that sums up the experience—informative yet playful.
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Cybèle won’t shy away from naming the hottest addresses in Lyon during the Renaissance, giving you a sense of the city’s lively historic nightlife. She’s not in costume, but her vivacious delivery makes the stories come alive.
Final Thoughts on the Experience
The tour concludes close to the Grand Hôtel-Dieu, giving you a chance to continue exploring Lyon’s historic core. While the explicit content might be surprising for some, many reviews praise its entertaining and educational value. One traveler even mentioned, “A great tour for couples,” indicating it’s a perfect activity for adults seeking a playful, intimate experience.
Who Will Love This Tour?
This “naughty” walking tour is best suited for adults comfortable with explicit stories and French language. It’s ideal for couples looking for a fun night treat, history buffs with a sense of humor, or travelers interested in Lyon’s lesser-known stories. If you’re after a serious historical overview, this probably isn’t for you, but if you want a lighthearted, memorable experience that combines history, humor, and a touch of scandal, this tour will deliver.
Practical Tips for Your Visit
- Language: The tour is conducted entirely in French, so some familiarity or a translation app could enhance your experience.
- Age Restriction: Only for those 18 and over due to explicit content.
- Accessibility: The tour is wheelchair accessible, making it somewhat easier for those with mobility concerns.
- Time & Booking: Reserve at least 24 hours in advance; the tour is flexible with cancellations.
- What to Wear: Comfortable shoes are recommended since you’ll be walking through old streets and courtyards.
- What Not to Bring: No alcohol or drugs allowed during the tour.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this tour suitable for non-French speakers?
No, the tour is conducted solely in French, so understanding the language will greatly enhance your experience.
How long does the tour last?
It lasts approximately 1.5 hours, making it a manageable and engaging activity without taking up the entire day.
What is the price?
At $23 per person, it’s quite affordable considering the intimate, storytelling approach and access to private spaces.
Can I cancel if my plans change?
Yes, you can cancel up to 24 hours in advance for a full refund, offering flexible planning.
Is the tour wheelchair accessible?
Yes, the tour is wheelchair accessible, allowing more visitors to enjoy Lyon’s secret stories.
Is the tour appropriate for children?
No, it is specifically not suitable for children under 18 due to adult-themed content.
What language is the tour in?
French only; if you’re learning French or fluent, you’ll enjoy the authentic narration.
Are there any food or drink stops?
No, this is purely a walking storytelling experience. No food or drinks are included or planned.
What should I bring?
Comfortable walking shoes and perhaps a small notebook or phone to take photos of interesting courtyards or architecture.
Final Thoughts
This “Historical and naughty tour of Lyon” offers a distinct way to get to know the city beyond the usual attractions. Its focus on provocative stories, historic courtyards, and literary excerpts makes it a memorable activity, especially if you enjoy humor with historical insights. The guide’s lively performance and the opportunity to see private spaces make it stand out as a value-packed experience.
While it’s not suited for families or those uncomfortable with adult themes, it’s perfect for couples, friends, or solo travelers seeking something offbeat. Expect to laugh, learn, and maybe blush a little—all in good fun and with a respectful nod to Lyon’s more playful past.
Whether you’re after a unique date night activity or a fun story session that adds a bit of spice to your trip, this tour is worth considering. Just remember to keep your wits (and your sense of humor) about you.
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