Private Mega Yacht Limousine of the Sea 1: Puerto Vallarta

Imagine cruising along the coast of Jalisco in a massive, luxurious yacht with your own crew, drinks, and water toys at your fingertips. For just over $6,000, your private group of up to 65 can enjoy four hours of pure indulgence, with options to customize your day on a stunning 100 x 40 ft Mega Yacht catamaran. Whether you’re celebrating a special occasion or simply craving a day of pampered fun, this experience promises luxurious comfort paired with the wild beauty of Puerto Vallarta’s coastline.

What really shines is the all-inclusive nature of this tour—think premium open bar serving top brands like Don Julio and Baileys, and a variety of water activities that keep the fun flowing. Plus, the boat itself offers ample space and comfort, with plenty of cushioned lounges, shade, and four bathrooms. But if you’re after a perfectly tailored, stress-free day, be aware that this is a private experience with a focus on exclusivity and personalized service, which comes at a premium.

One thing to consider is that this tour is not designed for mobility-impaired travelers—it’s best suited for those comfortable with boat environments and active water-based fun. If you’re in the mood for a high-end, flexible day on the water with friends, family, or colleagues, this yacht experience is hard to beat, especially for those who love a mix of relaxation and adventure.

Luxury and exclusivity: Private yacht with personalized service and all amenities included
Unbeatable views and water access: Explore Puerto Vallarta’s coast, with water activities like snorkeling and kayaking
All-inclusive drinks and snacks: Premium bar and delicious regional bites make the day truly indulgent
Flexible itinerary: Custom stops for swimming, snorkeling, or just soaking in the scenery
Comfortable, spacious boat: Multiple lounging areas, shade options, and bathrooms ensure a relaxed experience
Family and group-friendly: Ideal for celebrations or special gatherings, with the ability to customize the experience

Starting Point and Pickup

Your day begins at one of three convenient pickup locations: Puerto Mágico, Paradise Village Pier, or the Marina. This flexibility makes organizing your day easier—no complicated travel logistics needed. Once onboard, you’ll quickly notice the impressive size of the yacht, which provides stability and space for everyone onboard.

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The Yacht Itself

The 100 x 40 ft Mega Yacht catamaran is a sight to behold. With a design that emphasizes stability and comfort, it’s well-suited for larger groups. We loved the way it offers various configurations—from open decks that are perfect for lively gatherings to more intimate sit-down areas. The onboard amenities include four bathrooms, ensuring convenience during your trip, and plenty of cushioned areas both in sun and shade, so everyone can find their preferred spot to relax.

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Water Activities and Toys

One of the big draws here is the variety of water toys included at no extra charge. You can paddle around on paddle boards, kayak along the coast, snorkel to see marine life, or try water tubing for a bit of adrenaline. During the busy season, whale watching might be an option, adding another layer of excitement. The presence of all these toys means you won’t need to rent anything separately—your day will be packed with fun.

The Itinerary and Stops

The tour features a flexible itinerary, including:

An initial 30-minute cruise to get you out on the water
A “secret stop” where you can swim, snorkel, or just relax with regional snacks like ceviche and chips (a favorite according to reviews)
An optional guided tour or boat cruise for those interested in local sights
A second 30-minute cruise back to your starting point

The “secret stop” is praised for its stunning natural beauty, with some reviewers mentioning the chance to see marine life and enjoy a sunset. This stop is also where many guests enjoy the onboard snacks—famous guacamole, homemade ceviche, and regional specialties—that keep everyone fueled.

Food and Drink

Breakfast kicks off the day with fresh fruit, muffins, and cinnamon rolls—simple, but effective. Throughout the day, your onboard experience is complemented by a premium open bar, serving everything from water and soda to cocktails, beers, wines, and high-end spirits like Don Julio and Baileys. All brands are top-tier, which means you’re drinking quality without extra charges.

Snacks like chips, potato chips, and regional favorites like ceviche are included. Many guests quote the “famous guacamole” as a highlight—fresh, flavorful, and perfect for snacking between water activities.

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Service and Atmosphere

The crew, including a dedicated masseuse (also included), is attentive without being intrusive. We appreciated how the crew allows you to tailor the experience, whether that’s relaxing on deck, enjoying water sports, or just soaking in the scenery. The atmosphere is lively but relaxed, making it ideal for groups of friends, families, or colleagues celebrating.

The Relaxation Option: The Masseuse

A noteworthy perk is the complimentary massage service, which adds an extra touch of luxury. Guests have raved about how relaxing it was to unwind on deck with a professional masseuse at hand. It’s an unusual, but very welcome, feature that sets this tour apart from more standard yacht charters.

Overall Value

While the price point may seem high at over $6,000 for up to 65 guests, the all-inclusive nature—from drinks to water toys and massages—means you’re paying for an experience that combines luxury, flexibility, and fun in one package. If you’re seeking a private, customizable day on the water with premium service, this yacht tour delivers.

This experience is ideal for larger groups celebrating a special event, corporate outings, or families wanting a luxurious, all-inclusive day without the hassle of organizing multiple rentals or meals. It’s best suited for those who appreciate privacy, comfort, and high-end service and are eager to explore Puerto Vallarta’s coast in style.

Travelers who love a mix of relaxation and active water-based fun will find this tour meets their needs beautifully. Be prepared for a somewhat costly outing, but with the peace of mind that everything—from drinks to water toys—is already covered.

In all, this private mega yacht experience offers a unique blend of luxury and adventure. The size and stability of the boat ensure a smooth ride, even if seas are a bit choppy, and the wide array of water activities keeps everyone entertained. The included premium bar and regional snacks make it feel like a floating banquet, while the personalized service guarantees a tailored, memorable day.

For those wanting to celebrate a special occasion or simply indulge in a day of pampered fun, this tour rises to the occasion. It’s a bit of an investment, but when you consider the exclusivity, comfort, and variety of experiences packed into four hours, it’s easy to see the value.

If you’re after a luxury-yacht adventure with plenty of space, water-based fun, and top-notch amenities, this Puerto Vallarta tour deserves serious consideration. It’s a chance to enjoy the coast in style, with all the comforts of a floating resort.

What is the duration of the tour?
The tour lasts four hours, which includes cruising, stops, and water activities.
How many people can the yacht accommodate?
The yacht can host groups of up to 65 people, making it suitable for large gatherings.
Are drinks included?
Yes, there’s a premium open bar serving top brands of spirits, wine, beer, and cocktails throughout the trip.
Is food included?
Breakfast and snacks like guacamole, ceviche, chips, and regional bites are included. Lunch is not part of this tour.
What water activities are available?
Paddle boards, kayaks, snorkeling, fishing, water tubing, splash nets, water mattress, and more.
Are bathrooms available onboard?
Yes, the yacht has four bathrooms for guest convenience.
Can I customize the itinerary?
The tour includes flexible stops, allowing you to choose swimming, snorkeling, or relaxing on deck.
Is the tour suitable for children or families?
It’s best for those comfortable with boat environments; families with kids should consider water safety and comfort.
Do I need to pay in advance?
You can reserve now and pay later, with the option to cancel up to 24 hours in advance for a full refund.
Is transportation included?
Pickup is available from designated locations, and assistance with transportation can be arranged upon request.

In summary, this private yacht experience offers a luxurious, customizable escape along Puerto Vallarta’s beautiful coast, perfect for those seeking privacy, comfort, and a splash of adventure.