Pirate Ship at Night

Pirate Ship at Night: A Fun-Filled Night on the Bay of Puerto Vallarta

Imagine commandeering a 700-ton galleon, decked out in FX makeup and pirate costumes, cruising through the shimmering waters of Puerto Vallarta at sunset. For around $260 per person, you get a 4-hour voyage packed with live entertainment, fireworks, and a delicious multi-course dinner. Led by lively guides like Dany, this tour is an energetic blend of spectacle and genuine hospitality that promises a memorable evening.

What we love most about this cruise is the themed dress-up experience, which turns a regular boat ride into a playful adventure — perfect for those wanting to embrace their inner pirate. The stunning bay views combined with fireworks and special effects create a truly festive atmosphere. Another highlight is the dining experience, with seven different dishes to choose from, ensuring everyone’s dietary needs are catered to.

One potential consideration is that this tour is non-refundable, so it’s best to confirm your plans ahead. Also, the meeting point is fixed, so arranging transport is something to plan for if you’re not staying nearby. It’s ideal for adults or families with kids who love lively entertainment, costumes, and a bit of playful chaos—just be prepared for an evening that’s more party than a quiet cruise.

If you’re looking to add a splash of fun and spectacle to your Puerto Vallarta visit, this tour is a fantastic choice. It’s perfect if you enjoy interactive experiences, good food, and music with a nautical twist, and you’re ready to let loose in a lively, friendly environment.

Key Points

• Vivid theme and costumes bring out the pirate in everyone, making the experience fun and immersive.
• Excellent entertainment including live music, shows, and fireworks creates a festive night atmosphere.
• Diverse dining options ensure guests enjoy a satisfying meal, with choices suited to various dietary needs.
• Beautiful bay views add a scenic backdrop to the lively party onboard.
• Family-friendly activities and games for both kids and adults make this cruise suitable for a broad age range.
• Non-refundable policy means planning ahead is a must, but the fun often exceeds expectations.

A Deeper Look at the Pirate Ship Night Experience

The Setting and Departure

Starting at the Port of Puerto Vallarta, the meeting point is clearly designated at the A.P.I. Puerto Vallarta terminal. Arriving on time at 6:00 pm ensures you comfortably settle in before the cruise departs. The large galleon-style boat makes quite an impression, hinting at the adventure that awaits. The boat’s size, accommodating up to 250 guests, promises a lively but not overly crowded atmosphere.

The Voyage and Bay Tour

Once underway, you’ll find yourself cruising through the Bay of Puerto Vallarta, with key sights like the cityscape, coastline, and sunset enhancing your experience. The crew is notably energetic, with guides like Dany receiving praise for their friendly service. As the boat moves, the crew throws in fun pirate-themed activities, including a “drunk pirate show” and contests that get everyone involved.

The Costume and FX Makeup

One of the most engaging features (and reviews’ favorite aspects) is the costume and FX makeup application. Expect to see characters with FX makeup that truly transforms the atmosphere, making everyone feel like they’ve stepped into a pirate movie. Guests are encouraged to paint their faces and dress up — a great way to add humor and camaraderie. Some reviews mention that even if you’re on the more reserved side, the playful environment makes it easy to let loose.

Dinner and Drinks

The dining experience is a crucial part of this cruise. With seven options to choose from, including lobster tail and fillet mignon, the meal is both varied and generously portioned. The international open bar keeps drinks flowing, with guests raving about the great drinks and friendly service. The variety caters well to different dietary needs, and the special effects in the dining room elevate the meal beyond just food.

Shows, Fireworks, and Entertainment

The pirate show, featuring actors and FX effects, is lively and humor-filled, with reviews praising the entertaining performances. Guests also enjoy fireworks that light up the night sky, adding a magical touch to the celebration. The “Pirate Party” with music, games, and contests ensures everyone is engaged, whether young or young at heart.

The The Sum Up of the Night

As the cruise winds down, you’ll return to the port, with many guests saying they’d happily do it again. Reviewers frequently mention that the crew made the night fun and memorable, and that it exceeded their expectations for entertainment and value.

Practical Details and Tips

• Price: At $260 per person, this experience offers a lot of entertainment, a multi-course dinner, and drinks. Considering the lively atmosphere and included fireworks and shows, many find it a good value.
• Timing: The cruise departs sharply at 6:00 pm, so arriving on time is key.
• Group size: Up to 250 guests, which keeps the atmosphere energetic but not overwhelming.
• Transportation: The meeting point is near public transportation, so plan your route accordingly.
• Booking: It’s recommended to book at least 18 days in advance to secure your spot, especially in peak seasons.
• Non-refundable: Be sure your plans are firm, as the tour cannot be canceled or changed for a refund.

Why This Tour Works Well

This cruise blends spectacle, food, and fun in a way that appeals to travelers who like to participate rather than just observe. The kids’ activities and costume element make it family-friendly, but the fireworks and adult-oriented show also make it perfect for couples or groups of friends. It’s especially suited for those who appreciate energetic entertainment and a lively, convivial atmosphere.

Who Should Avoid This Experience

If your idea of a night out involves quiet, romantic dinners or serene sightseeing, this might not be the best fit. Also, if you’re not comfortable with non-refundable bookings or don’t enjoy costume play and lively parties, you might prefer a more relaxed cruise. Travelers seeking a more subdued experience might find this tour a bit too energetic.

FAQ: Your Practical Questions Answered

Is transportation included?
No, transportation is not included. The meeting point is at the port, near public transit options, so plan accordingly.

What does the dinner consist of?
Guests can choose from six different dishes, including lobster tail and fillet mignon, with options accommodating dietary needs.

Can I participate if I don’t like costumes?
While dressing up and face-painting are encouraged, it’s not mandatory. However, embracing the fun adds to the experience.

How long does the tour last?
The cruise lasts approximately 4 hours, starting at 6:00 pm and returning to the port afterward.

Is this tour suitable for children?
Yes, it’s family-friendly with activities for kids, but the lively party atmosphere is often more enjoyed by adults.

What’s the cancellation policy?
The experience is non-refundable and cannot be changed once booked, so confirm your plans before reserving.

Final Thoughts

The Pirate Ship at Night in Puerto Vallarta offers a unique, lively evening that combines nautical adventure, comedic performances, fireworks, and delicious food in a setting that’s more party than quiet cruise. Perfect for adventurous travelers who want to dress up, enjoy the bay views, and dive into a night of entertainment, it strikes a nice balance between spectacle and hospitality.

This cruise is a great pick if you’re looking for an action-packed night that’s fun for families and friends alike. While it’s not suitable for those seeking quiet romance or a very formal dinner, it’s ideal for those wanting to see Puerto Vallarta from a fun, different perspective — all while wearing a pirate hat.

Whether you’re celebrating a special occasion or just want to add a little playful chaos to your trip, this cruise promises smiles, laughter, and a splash of adventure.