VIP Private Uncensored Wicked Spirits Pub Crawl

A Private Tour Into the Darker Corners of New Orleans

Imagine strolling through the lively French Quarter but with a twist—this tour takes you into the shadowy stories, ghastly tales, and sinister legends that lurk behind the city’s vibrant facade. For around three hours, your guide—known as Mistress G—will lead your private group of up to 15 through five distinct bars, each serving local spirits, with the promise of graphic storytelling, ghostly photos, and plenty of drinks (purchased separately). The total cost is $650, making it an intimate, personalized experience that’s booked about a month in advance on average.

What we love about this tour is the expert storytelling—Mistress G’s ability to blend history, folklore, and the supernatural with humor and authenticity. It’s also a chance to see the city’s hidden stories that don’t often make it into mainstream guides. The tour’s focus on local spirits, including Absinthe, adds a flavorful touch, and the inclusion of real ghost photos gives it a tangible, spooky edge.

A potential consideration is that this experience is not for the faint-hearted or easily offended. The stories are graphic and gory, touching on murder, witchcraft, violence, and other dark themes. If you’re looking for a light-hearted pub crawl or family-friendly outing, this isn’t the match. It’s best suited for adventurous adults, history buffs interested in the city’s darker side, or anyone craving an authentic, unfiltered view of New Orleans’ sinister past.

This tour is perfect for those who love history with a bite and are eager to hear tales that horror movies might be based on. If you’re a fan of haunted stories, true crime, or folklore, and enjoy engaging guides with insider knowledge, you’ll find this tour a memorable highlight of your trip.

Key Points

• Exclusive private experience tailored to your group for a more personalized story and pace.
• Authentic insider perspective from guides initiated in local witchcraft, voodoo, and vampire communities.
• Five bar stops offering local spirits, including absinthe, with opportunities to purchase drinks at each stop.
• Graphic, uncensored stories about murder, vampires, pirates, witchcraft, and ghost sightings.
• Photo evidence of real ghosts captured by previous guests adds a tangible thrill.
• Three-hour duration strikes a good balance between storytelling and socializing, with frequent stops to keep the mood lively.

Exploring the Dark Side of New Orleans: An In-Depth Review

What to Expect from the French Quarter Start and End

Your journey begins at the MRB bar on St. Philip Street, a lively spot that sets the tone for the dark stories to come. Mistress G, your guide, will meet your private group and lead you through the streets of the French Quarter, the historic heart of New Orleans. Over the course of roughly three hours, you’ll stop at at least three bars, each with its own character, and conclude at Pirates Alley near St. Louis Cathedral—arguably one of the city’s most atmospheric spots.

Throughout the tour, the focus is on learning about the city’s sinister past and supernatural tales while enjoying local drinks. The walking pace allows for atmospheric storytelling, giving you time to absorb the stories and take in the sights. Since it’s a private tour, the experience is flexible, and Mistress G can tailor the focus based on your interests—whether that’s voodoo, pirates, or ghost sightings.

The Itinerary in Detail

The first stop begins at the MRB bar, a perfect place to meet and get introduced to Mistress G’s style—engaging, humorous, and unflinchingly honest about the darker side of New Orleans. She’s known for her colorful storytelling, which combines historical facts with local folklore and supernatural tales. This setting sets a lively, slightly mischievous mood that continues throughout the tour.

The second and third bar stops allow for more drinks, giving you opportunities to talk, soak up the atmosphere, and hear stories about murdering madames, vampire cults, and blood baths. Mistress G shares photos of ghosts captured by previous guests, which add a spine-tingling visual element that elevates the experience beyond just storytelling.

The final stop at Pirates Alley is iconic—not just for the stories, but for the atmosphere. This narrow, historic alley has long been associated with pirates, voodoo, and secret histories that still intrigue visitors today. It’s a fitting end to a tour that combines history, legend, and nightlife.

The Stories That Make This Tour Stand Out

You’ll hear about murderous madames of Storyville, the notorious red-light district, where vice and violence intertwined. Mistress G shares tales of vampire cults and blood baths, drawing on her own knowledge from the local vampire community. Stories of serial killers and relationships gone wrong paint a vivid picture of the city’s darker side.

Expect to learn about Pirates who once plundered the Mississippi River, as well as witchcraft and voodoo practices—all with insights from guides who are practitioners of these traditions. The stories of torture, lynchings, and burned witches are graphic but rooted in actual historical events, making them both fascinating and disturbing.

The Value of Insider Knowledge and Photos

One of the most unique aspects is the inside perspective of guides involved in local witchcraft, voodoo, or vampire communities. This insider knowledge lends authenticity and depth to the stories. Plus, the ghost photos provide a visual connection to the stories, making the supernatural tales feel more real.

The Social and Practical Aspects

Since this is a private experience, the group size is limited to 15, fostering a more intimate atmosphere. The duration of 3 hours strikes a good balance, giving enough time for storytelling, socializing, and drinking without feeling rushed. You’ll need to bring cash for drinks, as some bars don’t accept credit cards, and there are ATMs at each stop.

The cost of $650 includes the private tour with Mistress G, the stories, and the ghost photos. It’s an investment for those wanting a personalized, in-depth exploration of New Orleans’ dark lore—definitely good value for a customized experience.

What Past Guests Say

Guests rave about Mistress G’s entertaining storytelling and her knowledge of local lore. One reviewer called her a “crazy witch with a spoon,” praising her for making history fun and engaging. Others mention how she accurately shares sordid stories and creates a lively, atmosphere-filled experience. The frequent stops and relaxed pace keep the tour enjoyable, and many recommend asking for her by name.

Who Will Love This Tour?

This tour appeals most to adventurous adults who enjoy murder, ghost stories, and folklore. If you’re interested in dark history and supernatural tales and want a private, personalized experience, this will suit you perfectly. It also benefits those who appreciate authentic insights—thanks to guides involved in the local witchcraft and voodoo communities.

However, if you prefer family-friendly activities or are easily offended by graphic stories, this tour might not be your best fit. It’s definitely geared toward those who appreciate a good horror story and don’t mind disturbing details.

Final Thoughts

The VIP Private Uncensored Wicked Spirits Pub Crawl offers a rare glimpse into the sinister side of New Orleans, told through the eyes of guides with genuine insider knowledge. It’s a dark, humorous, and visually engaging experience, perfect for those craving authentic ghostly tales and history with a bite. The combination of storytelling, photos, and local spirits makes it a memorable way to explore the city’s most mysterious stories.

This tour is best suited for adults who love history, folklore, and a bit of mischief, and who aren’t squeamish about the darker aspects of local legend. If you’re seeking a personalized, off-the-beaten-path experience to complement your time in New Orleans, this private tour is well worth considering.

FAQ

Is this tour suitable for children?
No, this is an uncensored, graphic tour with mature themes, so it’s designed for adults.

How long does the tour last?
Approximately three hours, providing enough time for storytelling, drinks, and stops without feeling rushed.

Can I purchase drinks at the bars?
Yes, drinks can be bought separately at each bar. Be sure to bring cash as some bars don’t accept credit cards, and ATMs are available at all stops.

Is the tour private?
Yes, it’s a private experience for your group of up to 15 people, allowing for a more personalized and flexible outing.

What kind of stories will I hear?
You’ll hear about murdering madames, vampire cults, pirates, witchcraft, ghosts, lynchings, and more—all told in a graphic, engaging manner.

Who leads the tour?
The tour is led by Mistress G, a guide who is involved in local witchcraft, voodoo, and vampire communities, providing authentic insights.

Are photos of ghosts included?
Yes, guests will receive photos of real ghosts captured by previous visitors, adding a visual element to the stories.

Can I cancel if I change my mind?
Yes, cancellations are free if made at least 24 hours in advance. No refunds are given for cancellations within 24 hours.

Is this experience weather-dependent?
Yes, it requires good weather, and if canceled due to rain or storms, you’ll be offered a different date or full refund.

In the end, this tour offers a unique, intimate glimpse into New Orleans’ haunted and sinister past, ideal for curious travelers ready to explore the city’s darker, more mysterious side in a fun and engaging way.